Wimpys Diner - BEWARE
I remember going to Wimpys when I was a kid, sipping on root
beer floats and thinking it was the greatest place ever! The one in my town had
a fire and burnt down and I really didn’t think there were any more around till
I found one in downtown Guelph. One
slightly hung over afternoon we decided to venture in and give my childhood
hero joint a second try. I obviously
chose their biggest burger which promised one pound of 100% pure beefy
goodness. After the excruciatingly long
wait, and two Caesars later some sort of football looking slab of god knows what
was placed in front of me. This was
honestly the funniest most pathetic looking thing I’ve ever seen in my life,
and I swear to you I was not even that buzzed.
The “patty” if you want to call it that, is actually in the shape of a
football, and placed between buns that were about an eighth of its size. The ridiculously small buns made eating this
thing almost impossible. Actually I
retract my last statement I’m pretty sure although the small buns contributed
to the inability to eat it, the fact that the “meat” was a similar consistency to
my leather boots probably had more to do with the in-edibility of this horrendous
thing. This was an awful meal; I ordered two more Caesars to make up for my
lack of protein for lunch and left this place never ever wanting to
return.
Wimpys takes the title of most inedible piece of “meat”
earning it a 0 on my Burgs and Beers scale.
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